Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Holding out for Sharon Needles



Kindly watch the video first, before reading this blog. I must warn you beforehand though,  two of the most embarrassing "activists" verbally attack and bully Sharon Needles.

Alright, let's get it started! It is perfect that I am currently in such a furious mood, that I'll read those two clowns from head to toe. (Also known as Enakai & Maura Ciseaux) Dear white girl (oh, by the way, since I am a WHITE man-woman, I am allowed to call you white, okay? Do we clearly understand each other?) Oh wait, since I'm dead pale, perhaps I am not allowed to call you white, since I am an undead racist---? Anyway, the way you begin the, what ever you are doing, is just an attack after an attack. The shameless laughters the man(?) does, and all that shit. SHAME THE F*CK ON YOU. Is this what you represent? I am ashamed that there are clowns such as these who actually represent anti-racism/homophobia all that fun stuff. Ugh. Aren't there any other MORE important issues, than bullying Sharon Needles? Oh, I guess not.

I cannot quite grasp the thing you are going after(since it is clearly not for an apology), is it because Sharon used the N word, and the fact that YOU out of all are offended by that? No, just gurl, no. Yes, N word shouldn't be used, but for the love of penis, it is Sharon Needles. I've read comments by numerous dark skinned/African American people and they were NOT offended, and they are the ones who SHOULD be offended, if anyone should be. So kindly, enough.

Also the points you are making that she wore a nazi-inspired outfit while performing a DISNEY song, yes, A DISNEY SONG. Now, how can you not understand it is shock-value and entertainment? Things should be talked about such as Nazism, it shouldn't be a taboo in any kind of way. We all need to know what they did and what happened, it is NOT a hush-subject. And lastly, those two twats were offended by it as well, fun.

The man(?) " I'm not hurt, I don't want an apologize" THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT?? Clearly, you were bullied, and now you want to bully someone because of your low self-esteem, to put it kindly.
"Thats context, darling" Oh. Aren't you a clever girl?

I know I shouldn't attack these clowns in this manner, but I am SO furious that they cannot see what Sharon Needles has done in support of freaky kids (and others of course!), SUCH AS MYSELF. I am a proud Sharon Needles fan, and if you're going at my queen, gurl, I am coming at you. Especially in such cases as this.

I love you Sharon, and I thank you for everything you've done. 

Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Ke$ha - Pretty Lady (Feat. Detox)



Ke$ha's new song is about drag queens! I am not really a fan of Ke$ha, but this song is just so gewwd. <3
My drag queen idol Detox is featured on the song! (Click here if you'd like to see Detox perform this song at Micky's!)

I was reading the YouTube comments about the male-vocals in the song, and people kept saying it is.. Jeffree Star. ..What. His voice is nothing near Detox's. Even one "hardcore" Ke$ha fan said:
" It's Jeffree Star you ignorant cunts. Look it up your fucking idiotic twats. Jeffree Star even states that it IS him for a fact. Smh at you fake Ke$ha fans."

Hmm, really? How Embarrassing.

From the lyrics:


Lady Lloyd and Detox,

champagne on the e-rocks,

watch all this jaw drop.




Oooh, shut the fuck up! I'm a real woman.


Friday, June 29, 2012

To my dearest India Feihl

Sorry, I just had to. GAG!

I've wanted to do a blog about this for so long, especially when I was reading the drama going on between India Ferrah (Feihl) and Carmen Carrera , and firstly, my dear, I have to get this of my chest, (as I already said to you in the comments on facebook) "Leg-and-dairy, sure, but legendary? cute x". I'm sorry that I have to break it to you this way, but you, alas, will never be a legend. Here are a few examples of real legends:
Divine, Leigh Bowery, RuPaul, Nina Flowers, Coco Peru, Varla Jean Merman, Joey Arias, Lady Bunny, Lahoma, Christina, Sweetie, just to name a few.

The way you attacked not only the trans-community but Carmen Carrera, gurl, no. Hence why I am coming at you, reading the living shit out of you. *giggles* No not really, I'll just write what I think and thought about all this crap!

(If anyone wants to read the full message she wrote to her fans, kindly click here which will lead you to Oh No They Didn't livejournal.)

Of course the message it towarded trans-women and those who does more fishy-drag. I cannot understand why she is so pissed that no-one wants to book her over-accessorized ass? I mean let's get real here gurlfriend. Yes, drag is not what it was 10 years ago, that is why you should evolve, right? Or, just keep doing what you're doing, there are people who appriciate old drag, such as myself. But blaming it on others that you're not booked and its not fun blah blah, really gurl? Just, enough. You were full of excuses on drag race already.

I sadly don't have the comments saved which India wrote, (which were written towards Carmen), but yeah, nasty shit. Why are you against gay hate but then attack the trans-community? 

And mind you, I used to a fan of yours, I truly enjoyed what you did, until now.

Now, sashay away. 

Thursday, June 28, 2012

Rupaul's Drag Race and Trans-Hate

Sonique Love
Hellauw.

It is official, I've had it with all that trans-hate shit when it comes to RuPaul's Drag Race. I've been reading idiots' comments on RuPaul's Drag Race: All-Star's facebook page. I've got to say, I have never read such ridiculous bullcrap.

" Sonique or Carmen Carrera shouldn't be allowed to be on All Stars because they are women now. " ...What? Didn't you know that Carmen Carrera was already on hormones when she was on season 3? If we are now talking about that trans women shouldn't be allowed to be on Drag Race. Oh, piss off you!

I cannot even understand why gays are starting to diss trans people all of a sudden? What on earth has their gender to do with Drag Race? A drag queen is not only a gay man dressed up as a woman, but straight, bi, trans,women, and everything in between. Drag is drag. Stop taking it so f*cking seriously. Drag is all about entertaining, freeing yourself, enjoying and all the positive things.

Carmen Carrera
And then there's those comments about them both being only all about body body body and.. body, nothing else. (Hint hint India Ferrah.) If the drag they do bothers you so much, kindly stop watching their performances. It is that simple! Who would have guessed? I enjoy their performances quite a lot, both of them are so talented and unique.


Isn't there already enough discrimination? I guess not since there still are trollers trolling. 

There are so many transgenders who does drag, who are so talented, so instead of hating and dissing, support and share the love. 

XOXO FUCKINA


Saturday, February 4, 2012

RPDR Season 4 - First Impressions & UnTUCKED

Alright, Vagina-comments on the Queens!

Dida Ritz - I love how you say they need to concentrate on learning and how to sew clothing, yet you have a busty ass bra on and panties? And some shit wrapped around your waist, gurl, shush.

Milan - Uhm, I really don't know what you think about her yet, I'll just say this, keep your head up. Don't let that cheap ass Dida Ritz read you.

Phi Phi O'Hara - I actually liked you in the beginning before I saw you opening your yapping mouth. You are stunning in drag and handsome in boy-mode but biitch, when you open your mouth, nasty. In a way it is fun that you act all confident, but yet you keep throwing shade and reading your ass off? What is up with that? And sweetie, it is SO obvious that you are jealous of Willam. Next.

Willam - I love her! Some girls seem to misunderstand her or something, like what the hell? Laugh you serious twats, she fucking funny and gorgeous.

Madame LaQueer - F a b u l o u s! I've been a fan of hers for years now and she is turning it!

Jiggly Caliente - Go home already. And bitch, you ain't no Beyoncé.


Lashauwn Beyond - Not impressed.

Latrice Royale - I used to dislike a lot in the beginning, but after I saw her performance, and seeing her on the show, biiitch LOVE Latrice!

Chad Michaels - Been a fan of hers for years as well, and she is of course one of my favorites!

The Princess - Oh sweet jesus save me now, she is beyond handsome in boy-mode. -melts- Mmmhmm, one of my favorites as well!

Alisa Summers - Nothing to say.

Sharon Needles - My favorite. She is just beyond amazing.

Kenya Michaels - One of my favorites as well, she is just one talented little bitch!





Wednesday, February 1, 2012

RPDR Season 4 - RuPocalypse!

Okay, the first episode of season 4 aired on 30th January, and here is the Vagina-Recap and comments about the episode! So, the mini-challenge was a photoshoot, of course. The photoshoot is obviously inspired by Alexander McQueen's S/S 1999 runway. (If you're intrested in the video, kindly click here) The main challenge was to create a couture look which is post-apocalyptic.

GUESS WHO F*CKING POPPED OUT OF THE BOX? -gets the shotgun-


Soo, of course, I'll mention the first person to fall on the spinning platform was Jiggly Caliente, BAM! Hi-larious, I tell ya. Then, Latrice fell, but bitch, when she fell, she served it, served it well. Hmm, what else to mention about the photoshoot? Nothing really, except the wrong person won the mini-challenge. Jiggly should have not won, Latrice should have won it, hands down.

For the main challenge, the girls walked in to a abandoned-ish area, and then BAM! all of a sudden zombie drag queens appear. Ongina, Shangela, Shannel, Raven, Pandora Boxx, Venus D-lite, Morgan McMichaels, Akashia, Delta Work and Sonique. appeared as well! The girls had to grab clothes within 3 minutes off the zombies. And guess what? Milan fell. I loved it.

So, like every season, there are some girls who are having problems making their outfits. Its so odd that these girls couldn't take a quick course in sewing. Anyways, here is the top three in MY opinion:

Sharon Needles
Chad Michaels
The Princess

(The actual top three, Sharon Needles, The Princess and Lashauwn Beyond)

Bottom two in my opinion:

Dida Ritz
Alisa Summers

(The actual bottom two; Jiggly Caliente and Alisa Summers)

Sharon Needles OF COURSE won the challenge, I mean bitch cmon now. She is fucking amazing and L-O-V-E her. I am quite suprised that Dida Ritz wasn't in the bottom, she barely had anything clothing on. I mean she looked like Akashia on the first challenge. But I'm also suprised that Chad Michaels wasn't in the top either, her outfit was A-mazing.

And now of the lipsync part, in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, I have never seen such poor lipsyncing, yes, Alisa Summers, I mean you. Breast plate and beauty doesn't equal a great lipsync.



Monday, January 30, 2012

RPDR Season 4 - Premiere!


The first episode of RuPaul's Drag Race airs tonight! To be exact, in about 1 hour and 40 minutes on LOGO, are you excited or what?!

Thursday, January 26, 2012

To Latrice Royale

My dear, I am deeply regret my shameless shady comments, because now, you just have won over a new fan~!
After I wacthed this video (below), I literally gagged so much, sweet jesus save me now.

Friday, December 2, 2011

Drag Queen Tip of The Day: Avoid doing this.

So, here is a tip of what not to do when performing. We all have to thank Akashia for providing us with such messy perfomance and drunkness, that we all should learn from her mistakes. Also if you're not a Drag Queen, but want to have a good laugh, watch the video as well. x
She falls at around 1:09 AND 2:11. Apparently she started bleeding from her mouth after the second fall. Well, no wonder. So kindly, avoid this and be professional. If Akashia was hired again to do her thing at Micky's? Of course she wasn't.


Akashia should apply for season 3 of RuPaul's Drag U.

Ps. There is a remix video of her falling... Face 2 Da Floor Remix. HAHAHA bitch, you just got owned.
Click Here to see it.

Thursday, November 24, 2011

Biggest mistakes on RuPaul's Drag Race

Number 1
The real winner of season one is Nina Flowers. I still cannot understand how in the hell Bebe won. She should have been sent home when she was in the bottom two with Ongina. Any arguments against this, are invalid. But, luckily Nina Flowers didn't have to win to get fame. She's ten times more famous than Bebe, so choke on that bitch.

Number 2
Casting a bitch called Akashia. Yes, she was such a mess on the show, but trust me, she is even worse preforming at different venues. I've seen enough of her drunk videos, doesn't know the lyrics, falls over and not to mention her awful clothing and padding. Don't believe me? Click here. In that video, you can see everything at once! (Just wait until 2:11.)  Oh, wait doesn't this sound familiar? Oh yes, Phoenix. 
Also for the children who are just starting, that video is a brilliant clip of what not to do. But one thing she could be cast on, is to be on RuPaul's Drag U.

Number 3Why is it so hard for RuPaul to cast talented big girls? Is she trying to say that only skinny people can turn it? Only talented big girl who was casted is of course Delta Work. (and Victoria Porkchop Parker). I could name so many talented big girls, Luckily ONE of those was casted for season four.

I was thinking about pointing out 5 things, but I have already pretty much pointed those out in my previous blogs or in this one. And what goes for RuPaul's Drag Race season 5, for the love of drag goddesses, get a better casting crew. Or hire me! FOR F*CKING FREE. And I'll turn it out, bitch.

RPDR Season 4 Who is your favorite?


Biiitch who's team are you on? #TeamNeedles here! Vote for your favorite queen here!

And looking at the votes, of course 
LaShauwn Beyond (Beyond what? Failness? If so, yes.)
Latrice Royale (HA! Royale member at Burger King. Haay.)
Jiggly Caliente (Insert a reading here)

Are in the bottom with the least votes, suprise! 

Tuesday, November 22, 2011

ANTM: All-Stars is rigged.

I decided not to write anymore blogs concering America's Next Top Model All-Stars after Miss Isis got eliminated. That was one of the MOST unfair eliminations in the ANTM history, if not the unfairest. Utter bullshit, Tyra. Well, not to mention sending Kayla, Bre and Sheena home. Okay, so let's get to the point of why this season is rigged, well the simple reason is Angelea. First, she even said that no major angency wanted to hire her. (hinthint) This is her 3rd season, yes darling, 3rd. She has been in the bottom two FOUR times this season alone. She has had meltdowns while photoshooting, all that drama bullshit, yet still she is here? I cannot see any reason why she is still around. I'm quite sure she'll win this season, not because she's taleneted or anything, just because.. God knows why.

I guess you don't have to be talented to win all-stars. I thought this season was going to be the best one yet, but oh how I was wrong.

Monday, November 14, 2011

Fiercenss Overload!

Well, no not really.

They finally released photos and videos of the boys in drag! The videos are around 2 minutes long and can be viewed on Logo's website, or just click here to go view them right now! Click (Also can be viewed outside US)
Sooo, here's my list of those queens who are actually sick'ning and/or fierce, and those who of course didn't make the cut.

(In no particular order)
FIERCENESS

Willam
Sharon Needles
The Princess (Sheesh, what a creative name.)
Kenya Michaels
Madame LaQueer
Chad Michaels

MAYBE


Phi Phi O'Hara
Alisa Summers

DEFINITELY NOT

Lashauwn Beyond (Biitch, I was like Akashia the second?)
Latricia Royale (... I guess this is how the other queens looked like in drag for the first time.)
Dida Ritz (Sweety, no.)
Jiggly Caliente (I guess every season needs to have a crappy big girl.)
Milan (I'm so excited as well! to see you go home in the first episode! hollers!)

Season four is going to be canceled! - Sharon Needles

Friday, November 11, 2011

RuPaul's Drag Race Season 4

F-I-N-A-L-L-Y
They announced who are on season 4! I right away recognized Chad Michaels, Willam, Madame LaQueer, Sharon Needles AND! Kenya Michaels. WEEEEEEEK!
(Yes bitch, I was suprised myself that I knew so many of the drags beforehand)
Gurl, these mentioned above will already be serving you some drag hunty. I really cannot wait for the new season to start! And if Shangela pops out of a f*cking box again this season, I will seriously go down to the studio and put an axe in that bitches back, hello!

Sadly my picks didn't make it on season 4, and, well Detox didn't even audition for season 4. GURL WHAT? There was a lot of rumours going on about her being on season 4, but yes, all rumours. Even though Misty Eyez didn't make it on season 4, Ms. LaQueer will be representing the big girls this season, no Mimi Imlast here! 
Anyway, HURRY UP JANUARY. x

Thursday, September 29, 2011

ANTM: All-Stars Ep 3

Like I said in my previous blog, Tyra does not see talent even if it would bitchslap her in the face.

Saturday, September 17, 2011

"Haus" of Estrada Spring 2012 NY FAME "fashion" WEEK

HOLY HELL BIANCA FROM ANTM OPENED THE SHOW, SWEET LAWD JESUS CHRIST SHOOT ME NOW. 

I want to get this off my chest first, I only watched the show on YouTube hence Yara Sofia, Carmen Carrera, Alexis Mateo, Shangela and Diva Davanna were on the show, otherwise, I would have just closed the videos down so fast even Jesus would have been scared. 

I don't even know where to begin, this.. So called fashion show, was so dreadful, I couldn't even cope with the fact that someone who has been on Project Runway and had the chance to show their collection at an event such as this would produce such utter bullshit. Harsh, yes, but who said the fashion world is a kindergarten? 

The models look like they are a deer caught in headlights, I kind of can understand this, if you hire girls who has never been on a runway before, and with those shoes. Not particularly hard to walk in, as the people mentioned above demonstrated. Plus the shoes were chunk-heels, so there is really no excuse for the extremely poor walking. Also the models walked very slow in the beginning, as if they would have an egg between their legs. Then they start to speed up, and all of a sudden we're ALMOST at the speed of normal runways. One of the models almost fell down the stairs when she was going to go off the stage, hilarious! Another model didn't know which side to exit on, brilliant! I cannot, I can't, I mean, what. What the hell were you thinking, designer?
If I find an interview or something else where it says you were proud of your show, gurl, I will come to NY and personally smack you in the face in the name of F A S H I O N. 

And if not this is horrible enough, wait for it.. CLUTCH PURSES FOR MEN! The men wear was actually quite okay, except the horrid purses, I mean cmon now, can you imagine a man saying OH! This is a clutch purse, FOR MEN! But hey, another positive thing, the male models were good actually! Hurray for you!

Oooh, at this point I feel like I am Michael Kors. I am serving you some Michael Kors realness hunty! 


P.s. Oh and, the runway music, well, you most likely know what I'll be saying. 

Sunday, May 29, 2011

Soldier's Girl

Soldier's Girl

This will be a very personal, yet short blog about this movie. The movie is based on a true story, about a transgendered woman and a soldier who fall in love. The movie follows the showgirl life of Calpernia Addams and  Barry Winchell 's soldier career. How they meet, how they fall in love. I tend not to tell everything what happens in the movie, or well, this specific thing I am leaving out. After watching the movie, you shall understand why. I truly recommend everyone to watch this movie, for a deeper understanding, yet again about transgenderism, what truly love is, and how violent human nature can be.

Soldier's Girl is one of the two movies, which has made me cry like a child. Not only is Calpernia Addams a huge inspiration to me, but the story itself, well, words cannot describe the most utter sorrowfilled feelings. After watching the movie, you'd might like to read Calpernia's thoughts, comments and story about the events surrounding this, please click here. On Callie's personal blog about this event, theres the pageant video from that same night, also a donation link for getting rid of Don't Ask Don't Tell policy.




Friday, May 13, 2011

The winners on Ruru's Drag Race

Yes darlings, it has been ages, but due to health issues, I had to stop blogging. But gurl, I AM BACK. I am back with a BAM, just like.. Gurl, who had an amazing comeback? Eh, who cares!

Okay, so there has been a lot of bitching about the winner of the third season. What the hell is wrong with you cunts? Raja is beyond amazing, she totally deserved it. I'd understand if you'd bitch and moan about the winners of the previous seasons, but.. this season? But anyway, now I am going to bich and moan about the previous season winners *winks* Showing you children how its DONE!



Nina Flowers should have won season one. Hands down, up, in your pants and so on. Rupaul sure was on crack, coke, all that shit. Bebe should have been sent home already in episode FIVE. Not only is Nina extremely talented with make-up, she's also really talented on stage. Unlike Bebe that is. You really don't need to have a high IQ to get why Nina should have won.

Raven should have won season two. I do like Tyra Sanchez though, but, Raven is just ten times more amazing. Raven is just so versatile when it comes to looks, songs, all that! Tyra just does her Rihanna, Beyonce and Nicki Minaj illusions. Which are of course amazing, but not at the same level as Raven.


So in conclusion, most of the judges are just on crack. Especially Billy C ( C, standing for clueless.) I cannot stand him, has no f*cking clue what he talks about, well same goes for Santino Rice as well. Where does Rupaul find these hobos? BUT! Thank you lawd Jesus for Michelle Visage! You're fabulous darling! Thank you so much for replacing that old hag. <3