To Latrice Royale

My dear, I am deeply regret my shameless shady comments, because now, you just have won over a new fan~!
After I wacthed this video (below), I literally gagged so much, sweet jesus save me now.

ANTM: All-Stars Winner

Bullshit.

:)

Drag Queen Tip of The Day: Avoid doing this.

So, here is a tip of what not to do when performing. We all have to thank Akashia for providing us with such messy perfomance and drunkness, that we all should learn from her mistakes. Also if you're not a Drag Queen, but want to have a good laugh, watch the video as well. x
She falls at around 1:09 AND 2:11. Apparently she started bleeding from her mouth after the second fall. Well, no wonder. So kindly, avoid this and be professional. If Akashia was hired again to do her thing at Micky's? Of course she wasn't.

Akashia should apply for season 3 of RuPaul's Drag U.

Ps. There is a remix video of her falling... Face 2 Da Floor Remix. HAHAHA bitch, you just got owned.
Click Here to see it.

Raven: A Perfect Lie

I just had to share this video.

Biggest mistakes on RuPaul's Drag Race

Number 1
The real winner of season one is Nina Flowers. I still cannot understand how in the hell Bebe won. She should have been sent home when she was in the bottom two with Ongina. Any arguments against this, are invalid. But, luckily Nina Flowers didn't have to win to get fame. She's ten times more famous than Bebe, so choke on that bitch.

Number 2
Casting a bitch called Akashia. Yes, she was such a mess on the show, but trust me, she is even worse preforming at different venues. I've seen enough of her drunk videos, doesn't know the lyrics, falls over and not to mention her awful clothing and padding. Don't believe me? Click here. In that video, you can see everything at once! (Just wait until 2:11.)  Oh, wait doesn't this sound familiar? Oh yes, Phoenix. 

Also for the children who are just starting, that video is a brilliant clip of what not to do. But one thing she could be cast on, is to be on RuPaul's Drag U.

Number 3Why is it so hard for RuPaul to cast talented big girls? Is she trying to say that only skinny people can turn it? Only talented big girl who was casted is of course Delta Work. (and Victoria Porkchop Parker). I could name so many talented big girls, Luckily ONE of those was casted for season four.

I was thinking about pointing out 5 things, but I have already pretty much pointed those out in my previous blogs or in this one. And what goes for RuPaul's Drag Race season 5, for the love of drag goddesses, get a better casting crew. Or hire me! FOR F*CKING FREE. And I'll turn it out, bitch.

RPDR Season 4 Who is your favorite?

Biiitch who's team are you on? #TeamNeedles here! Vote for your favorite queen here!

And looking at the votes, of course 

LaShauwn Beyond (Beyond what? Failness? If so, yes.)
Latrice Royale (HA! Royale member at Burger King. Haay.)
Jiggly Caliente (Insert a reading here)

Are in the bottom with the least votes, suprise! 

ANTM: All-Stars is rigged.

I decided not to write anymore blogs concering America's Next Top Model All-Stars after Miss Isis got eliminated. That was one of the MOST unfair eliminations in the ANTM history, if not the unfairest. Utter bullshit, Tyra. Well, not to mention sending Kayla, Bre and Sheena home. Okay, so let's get to the point of why this season is rigged, well the simple reason is Angelea. First, she even said that no major angency wanted to hire her. (hinthint) This is her 3rd season, yes darling, 3rd. She has been in the bottom two FOUR times this season alone. She has had meltdowns while photoshooting, all that drama bullshit, yet still she is here? I cannot see any reason why she is still around. I'm quite sure she'll win this season, not because she's taleneted or anything, just because.. God knows why.

I guess you don't have to be talented to win all-stars. I thought this season was going to be the best one yet, but oh how I was wrong.